April 11, 2009
To cool off heat in tropical Thailand, a suitable topic should be something relaxing? What about surveying a pub? This sounds like an interesting idea, isn’t it? Ok, let’s get to know about the pub and its people!
A pub is normally a building with a bar that is allowed to sell alcoholic drinks. It is an entertainment place which people go to get relaxed or have fun with friends.
Of course, there are various types of people who visit the pub. Men and women may have different purposes of going to such place.
To make it more precise, we’ll focus on men. What do men do in the pub? Well, the answers vary according to their behaviors influenced by their Chinese surnames.
Wang
This is such a big Chinese surname. About 95 percent of men in pub have this surname. 50 percent of them are partly foreigners. People know these men as ‘Wang One Night’. Most of them are in relation to other people with different Chinese surnames (varying according to their tactics of wooing women).
Xiao
‘Are you tired of running on my mind? Are you hurt when falling from sky?’ These are greetings you will often hear from men with this surname. It is said these men come to pub just after they get off at Mor Chit or finish their construction work. Most of them have been servants since the past. Just bear in mind that you should not ask which floor these men are going to when you are in an elevator with them. They will just answer back like this ‘I love you’ (Chan Rak Ther in Thai).
Show
Only well-to-do persons use this surname since it costs at least 2-3 thousands to flirt with a woman. Men with this surname normally develop the Alzheimer’s disease (just like most sons of the politicians do). They keep asking if you know who their parents are.
Lor
Men with this surname need not to do anything much. They just stand still and women come to them. If they have to try harder, they will just ask for a lighter to light up their cigarette.
Geg
They will stay calm. You will not see them dance much. They just lift their head up and down following the musical rhythm.
Man
Men with this surname are normally muscular. They like to use strength to decide things, and are considered to become obsessed by power use. Their weak point is that they cannot walk in Silom Soi 2 and 4. They are partly foreigners and this is why their surname uses the English word ‘man’.
Gug
Their profession is taxi-motorcycle drivers. They tend to have their women stand behind them (just like when they ride their motorcycles). These men rarely introduce their women to friends. Their father also has the Chinese surname of Gug while their mother the surname of Huang.
Soom
They are fearsome even for their friends. They will just disappear for 5-15 minutes and come back to tell their friends that they will leave. Their surname is the combination between Soom and Sian surname.
Ching
Men with this surname have a few friends. It is very easy to notice who their friends are since most of their friends have a scar of knife cut on their back or do not have kitchens in their houses (their backyard hit hard). Ching is not their original surname. The very first surname is Gung (derived from Gungchin ancestors who are at parliament instead of pub).
Nian
They get along well with people and place. Friends will know the truth only when they go out of the pub with a woman. Their strategy is tender approach.
Niab
They are so neat from head to toe. Hair gel helps prevent their hair from powerful wind. Their outfits are also ironed well. One thing you should be cautious is that some of men with this surname prefer men.
Sian
Men with this surname do not like to sleep at their houses. They can’t take a shower themselves. The example of this type is Hugh Hefner who is successful with his Playboy Magazine.
Ngao
Men with this surname are young, softhearted, less experienced and not well-to-do. Water chesnut is their favorite fruit and they are also known as novices.
Long
Men with this surname are very confident. Their social network is quite limited and these men have a few friends. Just a small group of women approach these men and they are mostly brainless.
Ngo
Men with this surname are often deceived due to their tiny brain. They are pitiful. Not many of them are left in the society, and they generally get along well with those who get Ngao surname.
Source: forwarded email
